1.8Bi Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 well I was driving along happy as larry..........when low and behold this car dropped out the sky and landed on my car it struck me as odd as the vehicle in question appeared to be a hybrid Rover/vauxhall cross modified job, my worries were soon however laid to rest when I long known portyly female freind stepped out of the offending vehicle and explained that the unfortunate accident was a common occurance with her and it would all be sorted with out any undue fuss. I was going to add photos as proof of said accident but unfortunetly just as I produced my camera for some snapshots a martian landed nearby and asked if he could borrow it as he wished to take some tourest shots and couldnt find a shop that sold disposable kodaks cameras, being the gent I am I obviously agreed and offered to allow the visitor free run with my camera and indeed keep it as said souvenier.......... I then got a lift home from my portly fellow accident prone female associate as she had luckily had her jetpack in the boot of her car alls well that ends well aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i dont even vote ban.. i vote castration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danposs86 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 (edited) http://www.evo-host.co.uk/getimg/7361.gif poor shawdreamer, all he wanted to do was bring joy into our lives, but instead he gets threatened with castration Edited December 3, 2007 by danposs86 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 poor shawdreamer, all he wanted to do was bring joy into our lives, but instead he gets threatened with castration what??? Im sure I have no idea what your referring to........ Im completely innocent in this whole affair!! besides.............who's says I wont find that proposition interesting<pervy sneer> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escortjas Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Its funny, but its outdone by dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_gwa Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Why do dickheads do stuff like that? It really wasnt funny. There are things called women, I think you might need to look into that one. Then maybe you wont waste people's time like this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_2f2f Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 well if a car fell out the sky then I hope another one does and lands on you attention seeking Ryan... thats why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mexico_16v Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 well if a car fell out the sky then I hope another one does and lands on you attention seeking Ryan... thats why. You need to see the funny side of somethings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madxrcabby Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 well if a car fell out the sky then I hope another one does and lands on you attention seeking Ryan... thats why. You need to see the funny side of somethings you found this topic funny ? saddo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Id like to say that sometimes subtle humour can often be missunderstood.........but it wasnt subtle...sooooo... <sighs> develop a sense of humour?....and for god sake...stop taking yourself so F'in serious.....cos tbh...I dont take you serious at all<chuckles> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meekstaaa Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I'm confused...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_gwa Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I'm confused...... I am aswell. I dont understand why people post stuff, like this topic, when it's an Escort site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 ITS A JOKE!!.............look at the screenie used!!!!............. 1.8Bi!!! its a subtle pisstake of the repeated bile that a certian other site user of VERY similiar screenie uses and expects the rest of us to believe.... sod it...........maybe its not subtle enough?......... Its taking the Pee out off 1.8Si and his fantastically magical made up stories for his obvious self inflicted nob'ed accidents<bangs head of desk repeatedly> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meekstaaa Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I didn't realsie you did it, i know someone put up that you did but u then said your innocent..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_gwa Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 ITS A JOKE!!.............look at the screenie used!!!!............. 1.8Bi!!! its a subtle pisstake of the repeated bile that a certian other site user of VERY similiar screenie uses and expects the rest of us to believe.... sod it...........maybe its not subtle enough?......... Its taking the Pee out off 1.8Si and his fantastically magical made up stories for his obvious self inflicted nob'ed accidents<bangs head of desk repeatedly> I understood it was a joke! Just didnt see the point in it, just fuelling his desire to make crap posts. Then got abit confused! Easy done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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