shawdreamer Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 so lately the local street chav has been ragging up and down on a multitude of illegal (likely robbed scrambies) despite being told repeatedly he's gonna get a thorough kicking if he hits one of the many kids that live in the street. (probably also why he does it during school hours instead now) so to the point of why I now believe I have super powers. Im stood in the kitchen with the missus about an hour ago (our kitchen looks out onto the front btw) discussing something or other unimportant when Mr Chavtastic comes flying by on one of his many shitmachines obviously feeling his immature,dangerous and outright annoying antics are justified by the whoops and cheers of his bunch of jobless waste of flesh followers that always seem to gather whenever he decides to wheel out one of his kid killing crap heaps. again feeling pissed off by the display of idiocy as always I said to the missus. "I seriously hope that idiot comes off sometime soon and breaks his feckin neck before he kills someone else" went back to doing some work on the pc. missus came into me about half an hour ago. "theres an ambulance outside just up the street" we both go out for a nose at wtf is going on. the followers are no longer whooping and cheering.... the heap is no longer ripping up and down the street.... it is infact now lying on its side on some wood chippings were it had obviously been dragged to after the chav had came flying off shattering his leg in the process. granted my aims slightly low but I reckon if I practice a bit Ill definitely be able to use my new found "super power of injuring chavs with mental suggestion" to get the little scrote properly next time. ....I may have to give it a better name though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottybo Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 and a thorough well done to you sir lol i would have preferred he got pulled by the fuzz or something and done for no insurance/license/whatever else hes lacking rather than bust his leg, because now hes cost me money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahmotorsport Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Thats mega hahaha. Well deserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) and a thorough well done to you sir lol i would have preferred he got pulled by the fuzz or something and done for no insurance/license/whatever else hes lacking rather than bust his leg, because now hes cost me money my area is a nightmare for the rozzers to collar him red handed, multiple wooded areas, all the streets are essentially culdisacks ending in fields or woods that are only accessable on foot (or often in his case shite heap robbed bikes). Unlike most housing estates the ones around my area were designed from ground up to be modern but maintain a high degree of rural feel which is great for the people living here but a absolute hell for catching a nob on a motorbike apparently. had the busy chopper overhead a few times which I suspect is likely due to the very same nob but all he needs do is come off the end of a street and he's straight into wooded area and out of sight of the chopper and any busy motors coming down the roads. tis more than a tad infuriating Edited March 25, 2014 by shawdreamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeWee Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Having visited the area once or twice I am not surprised, last time I pulled up to put my roof up I glanced sideways to see a group of pot smoking youths glaring across as they sat proudly in an old battered escort on bricks lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig855S Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Oh I do hope he gets better soon, dont want him claiming disability for a serious leg injury. Hope he either hurries up and kills himself or becomes a reformed character and contributes in some way to society other than raising the crime rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 Having visited the area once or twice I am not surprised, last time I pulled up to put my roof up I glanced sideways to see a group of pot smoking youths glaring across as they sat proudly in an old battered escort on bricks lol. It just happened that Id just took them off when the lads dropped by c*nt seriously though, there probably the same chavs mentioned above, when I bought this house I was chuffed with the neighbourhood, quiet, family orientated and near as dammit zero trouble or crime. about two years ago that nob'ed appeared and as a shite inevitably does.....attracted turd munching flies from outside the area. Oh I do hope he gets better soon, dont want him claiming disability for a serious leg injury. Hope he either hurries up and kills himself or becomes a reformed character and contributes in some way to society other than raising the crime rate doubtful......when he first showed up around ere he was sporting a government issued ankle accessory (which he seemed endlessly proud of) so going by trend Id say he's more probable scum for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottybo Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 U sound like a miserable old curtain twitcher shaw lol thankfully i dont suffer with yobos round by mine. What i do have to contend with is the very long straight road just over the way. All the joyboys (admitidly me included) going down it at full throttle lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidrick Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 The power to speak pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsy Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 If you could channel your powers through the tv look at the fun you could have dealing with the chavy scum on Jeremy Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 The power to speak pish tsk I forgot they had one in residence here too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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