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1st attempt:

 

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: I had a sex change today

You: it went wrong

Stranger: impossible

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

2nd attempt:

 

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: howa re you?

You: im in pain..

Stranger: why?

You: had my oenis removed today after a terible accident with a juicer

You: *penis

Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You: glad you find it funny

Stranger: that was the 3rd funniest thing I've heard today

You: i have had to change my name to shirley

Stranger: hahahhahaha

You: at last my moobs have a use!

Stranger: shaniqua is a muuuuuuch better name

Stranger: hahahaha

You: are you male?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you not anymore

Stranger: as I hear

You: want to make love... be my "first"?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

3rd attempt:

 

Stranger: hey

You: hello

You: you ok?

Stranger: yep, a/s?

You: 28 m

Stranger: ah...straight, bi, gay?

You: straight

Stranger: ah

You: you gay?

Stranger: curious

You: look.. you seem like a nice lad... want me to donate my ass?

You: its a bot spotty and hairy but go on... have a bash

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lmao :D

You: haggis

Stranger: hi do u wanna have webcam if u r a girl over 18?

You: 19 f dd tits... ragin clit u?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: nice

Stranger: where are u from

You: uk

You: u

You: u shy

Stranger: nice

You: im not

Stranger: not

You: im naughty and wet

Stranger: nice

Stranger: wanna webcam ıf u worry hide your face

You: maybe... w bout u... age? and that

You: be honest

Stranger: me greek 22

Stranger: yep i am

You: u like milf

You: ?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: so much

You: :D

You: addy

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do u have skype?

You: no msn

Stranger: ok

Stranger: sersongur@hotmail.com

You: lol.... :D u just got a hardon and gave ur addy out to a male!!! the internet can make u believe anything perv... 'prepares spammage from gayporn' cya babe! :S

You have disconnected.

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i tried it lol

 

Stranger: hey there hot stuff

You: im a dibby dob

Stranger: whats with the pants?

You: i like them there special

Stranger: fcuk

You: cheese and chive

Stranger: gross

You: whats ur facial hair like

Stranger: fu manchu

You: ohhh i see ur a retard

Stranger: quite the opposite

You: gay?

Stranger: the fu manchu is all that is manly

Stranger: women cream their pants at hte mere sight of it

You: pee there pants with laughter at the penis on ur head

Stranger: that makes little to no sense

You: as does your reg plate

Stranger: also, i suggest learning the difference between there, their, and they're

You: hey im only one man in this world

Stranger: you have no idea how far that will take you

You: not far at all it has no wheels, wings and to be hones a dont give a flying dog

Stranger: another idiotic statement

You: said the snail

You: wanna come and play with some lego

Stranger: fcuk, i love lego

You: fancy a cup of tea

You: put kettle on ill be ten mins

You: one sugar

You: just a bit of milk

Stranger: nah tea is awful

You: pfffffffttttttt

You: stella than?

Stranger: sorry im so right

Stranger: that works

You: then*

You: im off to shoot some americans on call of duty want to join

You: saves them shooting them selves

Stranger: haha doody

You: doody?as in Shite?

Stranger: i said it

You: got to go its been kind of weird talking to a woman with facial hair, who loves lego and like doody

Stranger: im sure it turned you on

You: sure did

You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where are you from?

You: england

Stranger: oh my gosh! i have always wanted to go there!

Stranger: im from texas

You: wow are you a redneck

You: with padded shirts

Stranger: no..

You: shame

Stranger: why shame?

You: less

You: do you love david beckham

Stranger: yes yes yes!

You: im his dad

Stranger: do you love rice crispy treats?

You: no

Stranger: oh, i made them.. :/

You: what a bout my cup of tea i always have a cup of tea at this time

Stranger: no thank you, im full(:

You: eh?

Stranger: i dont want your dang tea!

You: god dam digidy dog,yeha

You: rollin rollin rollin

You: do you love borat

Stranger: can you please not use foul language,

You: im not

Stranger: yes you are.

You: u said dang

Stranger: that's not foul. you said damn.

You: you thing thats foul

Stranger: nope.

Stranger: i've heard worse. and i beg of you not you use it.

You: why would you beg????????

Stranger: this was a lovely chat but i must be going now!

 

Stranger: hey im 17 male gay intrested in some msn cam fun? if so add my msn kobi_boy@live.co.uk

You: why am i on this

You: pee off

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You: hi

Stranger: Wots appenin my good buddy

Stranger: i wuz just microwaving a pie m8

You: sat on bog having a dump

Stranger: jojo kek

Stranger: man i defecated earlier

Stranger: it was rather pleasant

Stranger: but micturation ensued

Stranger: and was rather painful

You: i'm redecorating the bowl proper

Stranger: man your stories so interesting/cool

You: lol

You: it's sliding down the side of the porcelain slowly

Stranger: i'm bored by your tales/saga of the process of defecation

You: lol

Stranger: please tell me a story

You: you american?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i am from da land of Engerland

Stranger: you?

You: Yeah same - leics

Stranger: ESSUX bruv

Stranger: you black irl?

You: nah not black

Stranger: i am so tonk/peng it hurts sometimes

Stranger: i shanked some bros earlier

Stranger: was fukd man

Stranger: i am engerland born and bread

You: I'm guessing chav

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You: ever play ouija?

Stranger: once

Stranger: didnt do it for me

You: i'm playing it now

Stranger: ooo, any dead people around

You: michael jackson sends you his appologies

Stranger: tell him i enjoyed it as much as he did

You: he wants you to know your aborted baby brother your parents didn't tell you about hates you

Stranger: well seeing as how i was the one that pushed my mom down the stairs to kill him...

You: but he's keeping your baby brother happy

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ROFL! letters can make you think anything lol :D

 

what a fuckin creep! lol :D

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: heya

You: =]

Stranger: male/female?

You: f.. u?

Stranger: m

Stranger: age?

You: 18 u?

Stranger: 20

Stranger: latvia, and u?

You: sweden

You: =]

Stranger: not far :)

You: no lol =]

Stranger: three of my best friends are on a ferry to stockholm at the moment :)

You: :D

You: im bored. im on my bed just now...u?

Stranger: i'm not on my bed in fact )

Stranger: how can i help you? :)

You: get me horny =] =o

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: describe penis you like first

You: at least 6 inches does for me

Stranger: circumcised?

You: not fussed =]

You: what u got?

You: xx

Stranger: 7 inch, circumcised

You: oooo... sounds goood! :D

You: im wet already!

Stranger: we can play bdsm

You: bdsm?

Stranger: i'm in mood for bdsm

Stranger: sado-mazo

You: whats that :(

You: bdsm?

Stranger: it's sex with some nice pain )

You: :( no like pain. turn me on sxc:)

Stranger: i'm gonna take off your shoes

You: ooo... more

Stranger: and lick your shoes

Stranger: and your feet

You: mmm :P

You: more more

Stranger: nice feet

You: :P

Stranger: and then i'm gonna take off everything else except pants

You: :D

Stranger: with one rapid movement

Stranger: i stand behind you

You: oo

Stranger: and put my erected penis in your armpit

Stranger: and fcuk your armpit

Stranger: touching your tits with it

You: =]

You: more!

You: im rubbing!

Stranger: i'm gonna take paint and brush

Stranger: and draw on you

Stranger: first i'll draw some wild flowers on your legs

Stranger: and then on your tits

You: you know what.....

Stranger: yeah

You: im a guy and you fail my friend! rofl!

Stranger: omg

You: gutted for ya

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Why would you play along for that long, further more why are people interested in pretending to be a female and 'cybering'.

 

I'd feel sick if I had some stranger telling me he wanted to have sex with my armpit.

 

Unless theres something your not telling us Scott? Is Lee not the only gay on Evo? :roll:

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