EscortEstate. Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 ive gone into a in-depth covo with a Israel woman about how our country is run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danposs86 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 By a Scot with one eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscortEstate. Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 more about thatcher and our armed forces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscortNreg Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 1st attempt: You: helloStranger: hiYou: I had a sex change todayYou: it went wrongStranger: impossibleYour conversational partner has disconnected. 2nd attempt: Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: howa re you?You: im in pain..Stranger: why?You: had my oenis removed today after a terible accident with a juicerYou: *penisStranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYou: glad you find it funnyStranger: that was the 3rd funniest thing I've heard todayYou: i have had to change my name to shirleyStranger: hahahhahahaYou: at last my moobs have a use!Stranger: shaniqua is a muuuuuuch better nameStranger: hahahahaYou: are you male?Stranger: yeahStranger: you not anymoreStranger: as I hearYou: want to make love... be my "first"?Your conversational partner has disconnected. 3rd attempt: Stranger: heyYou: helloYou: you ok?Stranger: yep, a/s?You: 28 mStranger: ah...straight, bi, gay?You: straightStranger: ahYou: you gay?Stranger: curiousYou: look.. you seem like a nice lad... want me to donate my ass?You: its a bot spotty and hairy but go on... have a bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottg17 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 lmao You: haggisStranger: hi do u wanna have webcam if u r a girl over 18?You: 19 f dd tits... ragin clit u?Stranger: yepStranger: niceStranger: where are u fromYou: ukYou: uYou: u shyStranger: niceYou: im notStranger: notYou: im naughty and wetStranger: niceStranger: wanna webcam ıf u worry hide your faceYou: maybe... w bout u... age? and thatYou: be honestStranger: me greek 22 Stranger: yep i amYou: u like milfYou: ?Stranger: yepStranger: so muchYou: You: addyStranger: okStranger: do u have skype?You: no msnStranger: okStranger: sersongur@hotmail.comYou: lol.... u just got a hardon and gave ur addy out to a male!!! the internet can make u believe anything perv... 'prepares spammage from gayporn' cya babe! :SYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escort1.616v Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 hahahahahaha ^^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escort1.616v Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 i tried it lol Stranger: hey there hot stuffYou: im a dibby dobStranger: whats with the pants?You: i like them there specialStranger: fcukYou: cheese and chiveStranger: grossYou: whats ur facial hair likeStranger: fu manchuYou: ohhh i see ur a retardStranger: quite the oppositeYou: gay?Stranger: the fu manchu is all that is manlyStranger: women cream their pants at hte mere sight of itYou: pee there pants with laughter at the penis on ur headStranger: that makes little to no senseYou: as does your reg plateStranger: also, i suggest learning the difference between there, their, and they'reYou: hey im only one man in this worldStranger: you have no idea how far that will take youYou: not far at all it has no wheels, wings and to be hones a dont give a flying dogStranger: another idiotic statementYou: said the snailYou: wanna come and play with some legoStranger: fcuk, i love legoYou: fancy a cup of teaYou: put kettle on ill be ten minsYou: one sugarYou: just a bit of milkStranger: nah tea is awfulYou: pffffffftttttttYou: stella than?Stranger: sorry im so rightStranger: that worksYou: then*You: im off to shoot some americans on call of duty want to joinYou: saves them shooting them selvesStranger: haha doodyYou: doody?as in Shite?Stranger: i said itYou: got to go its been kind of weird talking to a woman with facial hair, who loves lego and like doodyStranger: im sure it turned you onYou: sure didYou have disconnected. Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: where are you from?You: englandStranger: oh my gosh! i have always wanted to go there!Stranger: im from texasYou: wow are you a redneckYou: with padded shirtsStranger: no..You: shameStranger: why shame?You: lessYou: do you love david beckhamStranger: yes yes yes!You: im his dadStranger: do you love rice crispy treats?You: noStranger: oh, i made them.. :/You: what a bout my cup of tea i always have a cup of tea at this timeStranger: no thank you, im full(:You: eh?Stranger: i dont want your dang tea!You: god dam digidy dog,yehaYou: rollin rollin rollinYou: do you love boratStranger: can you please not use foul language,You: im notStranger: yes you are.You: u said dangStranger: that's not foul. you said damn.You: you thing thats foulStranger: nope.Stranger: i've heard worse. and i beg of you not you use it.You: why would you beg????????Stranger: this was a lovely chat but i must be going now! Stranger: hey im 17 male gay intrested in some msn cam fun? if so add my msn kobi_boy@live.co.ukYou: why am i on thisYou: pee off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggtiracer Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 You: hiStranger: Wots appenin my good buddyStranger: i wuz just microwaving a pie m8You: sat on bog having a dumpStranger: jojo kekStranger: man i defecated earlierStranger: it was rather pleasantStranger: but micturation ensuedStranger: and was rather painfulYou: i'm redecorating the bowl properStranger: man your stories so interesting/coolYou: lolYou: it's sliding down the side of the porcelain slowlyStranger: i'm bored by your tales/saga of the process of defecationYou: lolStranger: please tell me a storyYou: you american?Stranger: noStranger: i am from da land of EngerlandStranger: you?You: Yeah same - leicsStranger: ESSUX bruvStranger: you black irl?You: nah not blackStranger: i am so tonk/peng it hurts sometimesStranger: i shanked some bros earlierStranger: was fukd manStranger: i am engerland born and breadYou: I'm guessing chav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggtiracer Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I wonder how long till we all bump into each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggtiracer Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 You: ever play ouija?Stranger: onceStranger: didnt do it for meYou: i'm playing it nowStranger: ooo, any dead people aroundYou: michael jackson sends you his appologiesStranger: tell him i enjoyed it as much as he didYou: he wants you to know your aborted baby brother your parents didn't tell you about hates youStranger: well seeing as how i was the one that pushed my mom down the stairs to kill him...You: but he's keeping your baby brother happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchkev Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 hmmmmmm, bit much me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggtiracer Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 hmmmmmm, bit much me thinks On reflection, you're probably right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwwd Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I got bored with this within 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottg17 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 (edited) ROFL! letters can make you think anything lol what a fuckin creep! lol Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: heyaYou: =]Stranger: male/female?You: f.. u?Stranger: mStranger: age?You: 18 u?Stranger: 20Stranger: latvia, and u?You: swedenYou: =]Stranger: not far You: no lol =]Stranger: three of my best friends are on a ferry to stockholm at the moment You: You: im bored. im on my bed just now...u?Stranger: i'm not on my bed in fact )Stranger: how can i help you? You: get me horny =] =oStranger: oohStranger: describe penis you like firstYou: at least 6 inches does for meStranger: circumcised?You: not fussed =]You: what u got?You: xxStranger: 7 inch, circumcisedYou: oooo... sounds goood! You: im wet already!Stranger: we can play bdsmYou: bdsm?Stranger: i'm in mood for bdsmStranger: sado-mazoYou: whats that You: bdsm?Stranger: it's sex with some nice pain )You: no like pain. turn me on sxc:)Stranger: i'm gonna take off your shoesYou: ooo... moreStranger: and lick your shoesStranger: and your feetYou: mmm You: more moreStranger: nice feetYou: Stranger: and then i'm gonna take off everything else except pantsYou: Stranger: with one rapid movementStranger: i stand behind youYou: ooStranger: and put my erected penis in your armpitStranger: and fcuk your armpitStranger: touching your tits with itYou: =]You: more!You: im rubbing!Stranger: i'm gonna take paint and brushStranger: and draw on youStranger: first i'll draw some wild flowers on your legsStranger: and then on your titsYou: you know what.....Stranger: yeahYou: im a guy and you fail my friend! rofl!Stranger: omgYou: gutted for ya Edited July 17, 2009 by scottg17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danposs86 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Why would you play along for that long, further more why are people interested in pretending to be a female and 'cybering'. I'd feel sick if I had some stranger telling me he wanted to have sex with my armpit. Unless theres something your not telling us Scott? Is Lee not the only gay on Evo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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