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was it something i said ????

Edited April 9, 2009 by duffa

[matthewp1992]

Trig i know where ur going wrong..Dont say "Chillin innit" say "Come fcuk my horse" Its the phrase of champions

 

worked for a while

 

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You: ?

Stranger: u from?

You: china?

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You: you?

Stranger: Shanghai?

You: why?

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You: you like horses?

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You: yer, you want to come fcuk my horse?

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[MIKE W]

Im back....

 

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You: yes yes. you like. my wife youy are

Stranger: No, im going now!

 

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[KNITERIDER]

fook me mon!

 

 

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You: COCK

Stranger: nooooooooooo

Stranger: BE nice! Just say hi.

You: sorry where i come from. it is nice.. to talk to male like this

You: you know?

Stranger: But i'm a female! And from wich weird country r u then?

You: you will not know..

You: we only have one computer

Stranger: TELL ME!

You: this is my towns computer. looking for a wife

Stranger: Oh, thats pathetic

You: meny cock use it to find a wife.

Stranger: I think I'm going now. You are boring!

You: so you will not be my wife

Stranger: No sorry.. I cant

You: i have big cock

Stranger: I hate big cocks!

Stranger: I hate you

You: ok i have right sized cock for you

Stranger: you are discusting

You: i am clean

You: i bath once a month

Stranger: I'l bet you are a 60 year old guy, with no hair on his head. Am i right?

You: yes yes. you like. my wife youy are

Stranger: No, im going now!

 

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thats a killer i can see this becoming bigger than facebook !!!

[KNITERIDER]

i love the internet!!!

 

 

Stranger: unbore me

You: is that like bore you but in reverse, like fill you?

You: that could be classed as gay if i were to either bore or fill you!

Stranger: you read way too deep

You: it would be worse if i bored to deep, then you would know about it!

Stranger: bore yourself a tunnel and live in it til fallout 3 comes true

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You: COCK

Stranger: nooooooooooo

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You: sorry where i come from. it is nice.. to talk to male like this

You: you know?

Stranger: But i'm a female! And from wich weird country r u then?

You: you will not know..

You: we only have one computer

Stranger: TELL ME!

You: this is my towns computer. looking for a wife

Stranger: Oh, thats pathetic

You: meny cock use it to find a wife.

Stranger: I think I'm going now. You are boring!

You: so you will not be my wife

Stranger: No sorry.. I cant

You: i have big cock

Stranger: I hate big cocks!

Stranger: I hate you

You: ok i have right sized cock for you

Stranger: you are discusting

You: i am clean

You: i bath once a month

Stranger: I'l bet you are a 60 year old guy, with no hair on his head. Am i right?

You: yes yes. you like. my wife youy are

Stranger: No, im going now!

 

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thats a killer i can see this becoming bigger than facebook !!!

 

cocks always been my fave word

[KNITERIDER]

starr escort loves cock Edited April 9, 2009 by KNITERIDER

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You: hairy crack?

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Stranger: u a guy?

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Stranger: k.. then i m off from here..

You: dont go

Stranger: take care of ur 11 inches.. u ll need it wen u find a woman

You: you dont want it in the bum?

Stranger: naah.. i m straight..

Stranger: n i guess u rnt..

You: but it could be my hairy crack of my dreams or even yours

Stranger: so anyways... sorry to say.. bt den.. bye

Stranger: take care

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edit.. got the same bloke back.

 

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You: howdy doodeee

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Stranger: Thats mean

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Stranger: You choke people

You: no i get on with it

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Edited April 9, 2009 by star-escort

[duffa]

i predict... longest thred EVA !!!

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I cant get on it just wont load!

 

x

[KNITERIDER]

try it a couple of times n it'l work!

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Stranger: ride them raw like a dinosaur

You: ohh i love it

Stranger: Shite'll get a rash easy

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Stranger: my pussy is drier than mars crust

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Stranger: pussy so infected looks like a stage prop

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You: chris the crapper

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