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went to work today after a long weekend off, gets to work and what happens to be docked beside my work place, hms ocean, what a size of a ship that thing is.

came out at 3 pm for a coffee break and what is siting just behind my car, a bloody helicopter from the ship.

what you guys seen aty your work place.

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ive seen a fella drive a fork lift truck over someones foot - had 3 toes cut off as he was wearing steelies - wasnt pretty

 

NICE ... Well the Steelies are a double edged sword.

 

Seen the Second Biggest Tire ever made .. Also the Largest Truck ever made .. Largest Hydraulic shovel ever made .. Seen a Proto-Type 24M motor grader burn to the Ground. (Biggest in production)

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Nothing exciting for me really.

 

A chav lighting up a fag in a shop i used to work in. I dunno if its just me but I found that outragous.

 

Chased a chav 1/2 mile down the road because he stole something, dragged him out from trying to hide under a car, then pretty much started blubbering because he got caught lol

 

BORING :(

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i seen one of my old bosses giving a girl from the typing pool 'one' in the warehouse...only for her hubby come collect her and park his car round back , walk through warehouse and catch them .... oops !!
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once saw a oxy bottle blow from a gas welding rig.........well I say "saw"........ more like "heard & felt" as I was running like someone had set fire to my arse (which tbf wasnt far off as the heat from the blast singed the hair on the back of my head) Edited by shawdreamer
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I've seen planes really, lots of them. I've seen the scottish landscape and sea from the back seat of a tornado jet at Mach 1.3 and upside down and back to front, I've seen lots of military equipment in action, I've seen penguins in the wild, and been part of fending off the russians from our skies, and been at work when 2 Tornado jets from my camp crashed (2 seperate incidents,years apart) and a peace protestor knocking lumps out of one of my planes (caused £2.5 million of damage)

 

And I see wounded troops returning from afghanistan on a daily basis on my planes

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Seen an amorous couple get it on round the back yard of the shop one Saturday night (backs out in to a private car park for the flats behind), first of all I caught the lass knelt down, you can imagine the rest.... just a case of looking straight ahead and not take any notice, though was tempted to shout out "GET IN THERE MY SON!" lol

 

Then on the way back from the delivery I was doing, pulls up in to the parking bay in the road behind the shop, only to see the same couple shagging on the boss' car... again, tried not to make eye contact, but as soon as I got out the lass shouted hi to me lol

 

Apart from that I see sod all as I'm stuck in the back of the shop or in the alley by the back door waiting for deliveries hehe

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Most I have seen at work is some poor woman have a Cardiac arrest right infront of me.... :(

 

Blood spewing from her mouth and all over the place, was a terrifying site. Poor woman died as well thanks to the slow fucks called the "critical team"

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You saying that lee ,a few months ago ,took a guy for his bike test ,where they do the car tests aswell, the examiner brought his canidate out to ,do the show me tell me questions ,he opened the bonnet ,then had a massive heart attack and died on the spot ,the examiner was giving him mouth to mouth but to no avail ,then a few weeks later at the same test centre ,saw the police and cid drag out two asian guys ,apparantley this guy was taking his test ,again when he had already got his licence and that was his scam keep taking his test for people ,how he got away with it ,with the new photo card licence but he did :rolleyes:
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a peace protestor knocking lumps out of one of my planes (caused £2.5 million of damage)

 

So we have these planes meant to protect from missiles, combat & various threats to protect us & one protester can cause 2.5 million damage single handed? Epic fail lol. :pancake:

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