sidrick Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 What's in this glorious manual for new users that I must have missed out on? A lot of the new crowd over the last few years seem to follow a few golden rules, so I assume site management must have advised them that this is the way you must behave when you first sign up. - You must find posts with as many photos as possible, then quote the entire thing as many times as you can, preferably just with a one word reply.- When quoting a post without pictures, don't bother scrolling to the bottom to enter your reply, just sling it in the middle of the original quote so that folk have to try and work out who said what. Fun!- CAPS LOCK POSTS ARE IDEAL- Fly off the handle and abuse other members. 'Your mum/wife/bird' jokes gain extra paints. - Threaten to quit at the first opportunity. You'll definitely be missed.- Create a topic on every brainfart that comes into your head. Current favourites include 'which is faster, yo' and 'I want to make my 1.6 Escort put out the same BHP as an Escort Cosworth but my budget is £300'. Any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee grout Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) LOL You thinking of writing a handbook sid? Membership goes up to £15 a year but you do get the perfect companion for 'A better' evo experience! AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO..... Edited July 22, 2013 by lee grout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 What's in this glorious manual for new users that I must have missed out on? A lot of the new crowd over the last few years seem to follow a few golden rules, so I assume site management must have advised them that this is the way you must behave when you first sign up. - You must find posts with as many photos as possible, then quote the entire thing as many times as you can, preferably just with a one word reply. - When quoting a post without pictures, don't bother scrolling to the bottom to enter your reply, just sling it in the middle of the original quote so that folk have to try and work out who said what. Fun! - CAPS LOCK POSTS ARE IDEAL - Fly off the handle and abuse other members. 'Your mum/wife/bird' jokes gain extra paints. - Threaten to quit at the first opportunity. You'll definitely be missed. - Create a topic on every brainfart that comes into your head. Current favourites include 'which is faster, yo' and 'I want to make my 1.6 Escort put out the same BHP as an Escort Cosworth but my budget is £300'. Any more? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 interesting to see Stoo's take on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidrick Posted July 22, 2013 Author Share Posted July 22, 2013 I assume he wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 3i Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Sounds about right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 could additions be added? - If for example you consider yourself to be a self proclaimed "pro-customiza" and "a leadin figure in da field of modz" you'll no doubt welcome the fun and jovial chit chat. then again, to many syllables in that sentence, Stevemo would never have grasped the underlying sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig855S Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 where is stevemo, i'd like to see him posting again.. THAT is why evo is quiet these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naylor2006 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Dont engage Stu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 http://youtu.be/mdVU4fSO0rA?t=16s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duffa Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeWee Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 2. Dont reply to posts with just smiles, or 'empty' posts. Its a waste of time, u dont get a free clock or anything for getting a load of posts, this rule is excluded from the jokes section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duffa Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 2. Dont reply to posts with just smiles, or 'empty' posts. Its a waste of time, u dont get a free clock or anything for getting a load of posts, this rule is excluded from the jokes section. bugga ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzetec Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 -Don't browse the forum or search for what you are looking for, just post your query straight up, we are only here to help you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidrick Posted July 24, 2013 Author Share Posted July 24, 2013 -Don't browse the forum or search for what you are looking for, just post your query straight up, we are only here to help you Oh that's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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